Wednesday, October 8, 2008

GOP Flat


Hey kids... Wanna have some fun and help support a Republican free government??? Here is how you can do both. The night before the election go out to the rich suburbs and find every house that has a Republican candidate' sign in the front yard. Then let all the air out of the tires of the cars parked in the driveway. The same goes for any cars on the street with a Bush Cheney or McCain Palin sticker on it. For the manor houses where the Lexus is locked away in the garage, just scatter a couple hundred wood screws at the end of the drive. Generally in the rich Republican neighborhoods the polls are too far to walk to. Unless On star can get help there before the polls close, you get a better government.

Monday, October 6, 2008

Porno for Palin


Larry Flynt has announced that he has found a Palin look alike to perform for his adult entertainment videos. The mind runs wild with possibilities... I will let you entertain your self with the fun that could be had in this scenario.

After this election is over and if the democratic ticket wins, Sarah will likely be impeached for ethics violations in Alaska, ending her political career. She may be looking for a job to support all those kids and grand kids. I hear Larry Flynt pays well. In six or eight short months you may get the real thing.

I would like to close by saying God Bless Larry Flynt